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Things that are here have no other reasonable place to be, mostly involving religious nuts.

 

Eva Braun home movies - Now this is fucking weird. This is actually home movie film footage shot by none other than Adolph Hitler's wife. See the infamous dictator act like a normal human being! Also, Ms. Braun is nude in a few scenes. (2 discs)

Grave Robbing For Morons - Bizarre "how to" home video tutorial on the grave robbing scene narrated by a real grave robber! Throughout the tape, he holds a recently unearthed skull and discusses how to remove various parts from the corpse, how much you can sell them for, how to properly care for the parts you want to keep etc. If all this isn't strange enough, the kid has a stuttering problem, and appears to be intoxicated. (Summary by J. Smith)

Heaven's Gate Initiation Tape #1 - Remember that religious cult in the late 90's who took their own lives believing that they'd be picked up by a flying saucer that was trailing the Hale-Bopp Comet? Here, you see their leader speak the group's beliefs and warns of impending doom for the rest of the world. About 70mins of a talking head.

Heaven's Gate Initiation Tape #2 - More of the same as above. Runs about 60mins.

Hells Bells: The Dangers Of Rock N' Roll - Here, we learn that Satan is behind everything from Slayer, Helloween, Dio, Exodus, to less suspicious artists like George Michael, Whitney Houston, Madonna, Billy Idol, XTC, The Smiths, and The Beastie Boys. Good times for the whole family!

Magnavision Disc Player Promo - Watch Leonard Nimoy whore this technology that was very soon overshadowed by laserdisc.

Mr. T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool - Classic grade-school-class video where Mr. T educates you on why it's important to not bow to peer pressure.

Police & The Mentally Ill - Old and very politically incorrect police training video on how to deal with unstable suspects.

UPC Codes and 666 - The number 666 is hidden in every bar code, this is a documentary about how the bar-coding of people will lead to the apocalypse.